ANNOUNCER:
The delegates are going a little crazy holding up signs and waving banners like Chavez Rules! & Bush Bash!
The ref tonight is Kofi Anan, and here comes Chavez!
You-GO! YOU-GO!
The chants are filling the arena and now......
The Gnarls Barkley version of 'Here Comes The Chief,' and the Chief himself hits the spotlight!
D-D-D-D-D-D-OUBLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Wait, Chavez puts on some devil horns -- that is Just. Not. Right.
OOOOOOOOOOOOO - W gives him the finger and look out! Hugo jumps on the top rope and takes out W before he can even get in the ring!
Now Mahmoud Ahmadinejad comes in and --- wow! Whacks W on the head with a chair!
Hugo is choking W with a headphone cable!
Anan is trying to break it up -- but now Chavez picks Anan up and body slams him!
UNBELIEVABLE!
Anan is laying there!
Here comes Blair! Tony Blair is running down the aisle! He flying tackles Ahmadinejad!
All hell is breaking loose!
And WHAT! IS! THIS! The Pope Himself!
The Holy Father appears to be at the back door whacking someone with a crooked stick.
Oh My God!
It's The Invisible Sheik himself!
Bin Ladin!
Now El Papa is spinning Bin Ladin in the air and OMPH!
He does a triple crown beat down of Bin Ladin!
And look! W is on the top of the ropes and BUSH BASH! He takes out Chavez with his signature move!
He's grabbing the champion's belt!
The crowd is going nuts!
Blair & Bush slapping hands in the ring!
Bin Laden still hasn't moved!
The crowed is going nuts!
Bush & Blair are strutting around the ring!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Fidel Castro and his Army of Green Fatigued Guerrillas are swarming into the ring and pelting the Double B's with rolled cigars!
Anan is back on his feet but he's fleeing the scene!
Chaos, ladies & gentlemen!
What! A! Match!
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